Hillary Clinton Drops Out
March 30th, 2008 |It looks like it’s all Obama now.
Westboro Baptist Church protests Auburn
March 10th, 2008 |Yeah, we’ll see who burns in hell. Please come to our quaint town. I hear the local rednecks won’t mind.
Happy New Year Mr. Cotter
January 17th, 2008 |So what will 2008 bring us? So far the following things have been shuttled in: The race for the next president, a Redskins loss to the Seahawks, a stock market rollercoaster, the discovery of one ton rodent in Uruguay (fossilized) and yet another painful season of American Idol.
Oh, and I’ve also added a vinyl business to my cache and I have to admit that playing around with Vinyl is surprisingly fun. Here’s a few things we’ve done so far. I’ve got an awesome cutter and who knows how much vinyl. Here’s a sampling of what I have to work with. Pretty cool, eh. Make sure to tell all of your friends, we’re kind of a big thing. As everyone can imagine, it’s kept me pretty busy.
Opening The Vault
December 12th, 2007 |About a week ago a very old friend of mine gave me a call out of the blue that went something like this:
Patrick: Hello
Zack: Patrick?
Patrick: Yes
Zack: Hey man, this is Zack, Zack Riggins. What’s up man?
Patrick: Who?
Zack: You know, your buddy Zack from back in the day?
Patrick: What day? Wednesday? Friday? I don’t really remember Friday? Are you that dude from the other night!? LOOK, I told you, I’M NOT GAY! How did you get this number!?
Patrick: Hello?
Zack: Come on man! We used to do the 459/59 loop street racing! We circled Atlanta in 15 minutes! We went from Nashville to Chattanooga wide open just to do it. Remember that time we ramped the Coosa getting away from 5-0!!!!? What about the time you beat that Corvette at the track, in reverse, with your t-tops off! You have to…
Patrick: Yeah dude, I’m just messing with you. I have Caller ID. What’s up?…..
Anyway, my boy goes on to tell me that the masses amassed, conglomerated and concluded that decisive action had to be taken in order to obtain a copy of my claim to short-lived fame. I’m talking, of course, about my famous article in the September 2001 issue of GMHTP (GM High Tech Performance). Believe or not, there are some people out there that aren’t aware of the fact that I’m a critically acclaimed, multi-faceted published author so it took me a while to remember what Zack was specifically referring too but once I did I was able to procure a copy (the explanation for why it took me a week).
Here it is for your entertainment.
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