My Only Election Speak

October 26th, 2008 |

A lot of friends have started asking me about my lack of an opinion on this year’s upcoming election. Normally I have divulged my opinion to the countless masses on a point, counter-point basis, but as I get older I’ve started to realize that talking politics usually ends up a fruitless endeavor and I would rather waste my lung air over things like cheering for football games and running through the woods chasing deer. You know - useful stuff.  

 

Just in case no one has ever noticed, I’m a fiscal/social conservative in my personal views and a libertarian in my political views. What that means in a nutshell is that I believe we spend too much money. Our government is too big and we have let our politicians steer us away from our nation’s core values by allowing them to inflate their roles by finding “necessary” reasons why they need to inject themselves into every facet of our lives from how we should spend our money all the way to changing the very nature of what the term “Constitutional Right” means. I’ve always been able to take pride in myself for having the common sense and the discipline to be able to separate what I believe is best for me from what I believe is best for America. And that sometimes not abusing our rights/opinions/values by forcing them on others is what secures them for us.

 

It’s not that I don’t care about this election; it’s just that it’s pointless to argue with people who are voting the way they have chosen to vote for all the wrong reasons. I voted for Bush, twice. I guess the difference between my vote and the average Bush vote was that I knew what I was getting. Everyone knows the quote about those that forget the past are condemned to repeat it. It’s not that people are forgetful in as much that often they just don’t know what they shouldn’t be forgetting the first place.

 

I think it’s time for a history lesson that goes all the way back to the late, great Ronald Reagan. When Reagan was running in the Republican primary there was a time when it looked like he wouldn’t take it. Ronnie was running against George Bush Sr. and the party was split. About half thought that Reagan was too conservative, and the other half thought that Bush Sr. was too liberal for the Republican base.  After Reagan won the primary he quickly realized that if he was going to win the votes from the liberal wing of the Republican Party in hopes of taking the presidential election he would need Bush Sr. to do it. So he named George the 1st his running mate and the rest is history.  

 

Bush Sr. sat as VP for a very quiet 8 years before running against, and defeating Michael Dukakis in the 1988 presidential election. He sat for one term and then came the Clinton years with Bush Sr. fading into everyone’s distant memories.  I remember when “W” ran for president. The consensus was that he was a conservative, which “naturally” meant he was a fiscal conservative. What people had already forgotten was what daddy originally stood for during the Reagan years. Like father, like son. Just like Clinton was a liberal in moderate clothing, “W” has been a fiscal liberal in conservative clothing and much more fiscally liberal than daddy ever was. Many people would choose to argue that point, but those people are wrong. There is nothing conservative or small government about the Patriot Act, insane war spending (a war which I fully support) or government bailouts to public corporations. There is NOTHING conservative about government owning a piece of a corporation and it took both a republican president and a democratic body of government to secure that situation. Now the entire nation is somehow surprised that banks are sitting on the money instead of injecting it into the economy. Again, the result of not fully understanding what one is hoping for. Bush didn’t start all of it, but he certainly didn’t do anything to prevent it.

 

I’ve heard several people talk about how they were fooled twice and they won’t be fooled a 3rd time. George W. Bush didn’t fool you; you got exactly what you voted for. You just didn’t understand that aspect of what your vote was buying. But the notion that voting for someone even MORE fiscally liberal than George W. Bush going to somehow fix things, is the same naive trap that has you grasping question marks over Bush Jr’s economic policies. And don’t get me wrong, I don’t particularly like McCain’s economic policies. I just dislike them less than Obama’s. I guess my point in writing this, is that I, for the life of me, can’t figure out why one that chooses to vote for Obama is doing it because they are under the assumption that the economic policies of someone who is supposedly more liberal than the majority of the Democratic Party are magically more fiscally conservative than George W. Bush’s. There is this disconnect in the brains of many, many people that I know that prevents them from being able to realize and accept that we have a republican president that has very liberal economic policies.

 

Everyone is screaming for change. That’s great. But Bush isn’t running for president again. Either candidate will bring change and mark my words, neither candidate is fiscally conservative. Neither candidate has the tools or desire to do anything other than expand government. And the laws of economics do not allow you to expand while spending less. Government just expanded again. It expanded into the private sector and that should scare the living daylights out of EVERYONE regardless of any retarded political affiliation. As you vote this time around all I can say is know what you are voting for and ask yourself, “What’s the first thing I should do when I find that I’ve dug myself into a hole?” The experts say:

1) Stop digging.
2) Don’t panic.
3) Climb out.
4) Learn not to stand in the same hole that you’re digging you dummy.

Study Shows People Devoid of Common Sense

September 23rd, 2008 |

Every so often I go browsing through various websites looking for interesting reads. Earlier today I came across this from Jay Dixit who is a Harvard Hack, Canada-Lover and writer for Psychology Today (enough said). As soon as I read the title I knew I was in for a treat. “The Ideological Animal”, how cute. Jay tried to be witty. Nevertheless, let me preface this writing briefly.

First off, I strongly dislike politics and politicians. I keep up to date on everything that goes on in the world of politics which only fuels my distaste. Personally I find conservatives and liberals to be mostly inept and grossly retarded and the people that follow their political counterpart’s every move to be mentally deficit of any actual, reasoned thinking. I’ve grown to hate both sides, but I have to admit that liberals are the most fun. They’re the most entertaining at parties and their failed logic is the easiest to make fun of. Anyone that forms their opinions based on what some actor said at the 74th Annual Retard Actor Awards, whose opinion was based on an article they read in a paper somewhere clearly appreciates being talked down to. You call conservatives blind for…blindly following their party yet you do the same thing. And both sides fail to realize that sticking to your guns no matter what makes you the same even if the issues are different. You claim that your party is one of kindness and equal acceptance of everyone yet you yourself make fun of the other side on a national scale. That’s not acceptance. In fact, it’s not even the same tolerance that you preach that you supposedly have.

That said I’ll go back to “The Ideological Animal”. This is the first article from “Psychology Today” that I’ve read in a while and it’s the first article that I’ve read from this magazine that I walked away from thinking that it’s more fit to be an op-ed piece in The New York Times than an article in a “respected” professional publication. Psychologists make me laugh. People that routinely go to psychologists make me laugh. As someone with a degree in a similar field, I’m completely confident in stating that psychologists, for the most part, are complete hacks. Jay’s article is, in fact, interesting. There are fact-based points presented but the deductions from those facts are comical. The article talks about how evidence shows that liberals and conservatives are wired differently. I didn’t need a study to tell me that. Anyway, once you strip away his non-technical psycho-speak his ultimate political point is that conservatives make their decisions based on fear which means that somehow they must be using fear to manipulate the masses. This was shown by people who turned to conservatism after 9/11. Buildings went boom so people moved towards the party that fostered and encouraged their fear of death.

I disagree with Jay’s reasoning and I present a counter reasoning, a reasoning that is vastly superior to a Yale Degree (-1) because it’s based on common sense (+1) and is not politically motivated (+1). I believe those people moved to conservatism because they decided it was the belief structure that stood the higher chance of keeping them safe. Let’s look at the proposal that conservatives focus on fear for much the same reason as liberals focus on the arts, because it’s what’s they are wired to focus on. The whole premise of the article is that our genetics predispose us to like certain things. Liberals are more likely to read books and listen to jazz music. Conservatives are more likely to be well-organized, listen to talk radio and know how to slaughter wave after wave of blood thirsty zombies. It’s not that conservatives set out to use fear as a manipulation tool, it’s that they are better at recognizing danger. Danger is something that should evoke the proper amount of fear as a counter-balance as fear is a survival instinct. Conservatives are screaming, “WATCH OUT!” in much the same way that a liberal would try to interpret abstract art to the inartistic. The difference is that while abstract art will rot my brain, it probably won’t kill me. A car rocketing down the road while I’m dancing in the streets probably will. Liberals are too busy drinking a Starbucks Double Chocolaty Chip Frappuccino Blended Crème rocking to Miles Davis on their IPod’s while reading to notice what’s going on around them. I propose that conservatism, in all of it’s equally screwed up form, is what has allowed rabid liberalism to multiply like a pair of rabbits trapped in a cage. It keeps bailing people out, even when it knows better. That sounds pretty compassionate to me. (Please note that I hate compassion as it interferes with my free time)

What I’ve decided to do is make a test to help you determine how strong your ability to detect danger is. This is a 100% scientific test and all you need to do is decide which picture out of each pair reflects the person, place or thing that is the most dangerous. Don’t worry, it won’t take long. There are only 5 sets of pictures. Write down your answers and I’ll tell you how you did when you’re done.

SET 1

                   

1                                                          2

SET 2

                   

1                                                          2

SET 3

                    

1                                                           2

SET 4

                   

1                                                          2
SET 5

                    

1                                                           2

So how did you do? Click Read More to find out the correct answers and see how you did overall. Read more…

Updates Coming

September 23rd, 2008 |

I know it’s been a while since I’ve updated the site. Good stuff is coming this month.

Alaska Pictures

July 22nd, 2008 |

I’ve been behind on updates. Check out the pictures from Alaska here.

Alaska

June 12th, 2008 |

I’ll be out of here tomorrow to go to Alaska to fly fish. For those that are interested, I’ll be here. I’ll try to get some updates/pictures rolling in, but I’ll kinda be in the middle of no where.

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